Ninja Burger-Conditions of Employment

“Ninja Burger is an equal opportunity employer. All company policies will be implemented without regard to age, height, weight, race, creed, color, national origin, religion, gender, sexual preference, marital status, ancestry, gender identity, pregnency, physical or mental disability, medical condition, citizenship, status as a veteran or political affiliation, with the following exceptions:

* Samurai (dishonorable dogs)
* Pirates (obvious)
* Terrorists (they lack honor!)
* People who own Gymkata on VHS (sad, really)
* T. Burke of Tampa, FL (he owes us money) “

Ninja Burger bumper sticker:

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