“Evil Bicycles” Sheldon Brown

“I heartily applaud Mountain Bike Action’s noble commitment to maintaining the Purity and Essence of our Precious Bodily Fluids, but am concerned that they have not gone far enough. I have done a bit of research, and found that the VooDoo scandal is just the tip of the iceberg. For the benefit of those who only want to ride virtuous, godly bicycles, I have prepared a listing of some of the objectionable makes and models:

Glorification of Evil or Violence:
Battle: Tomahawk
Boulder: Wild Thing, Defiant
Jamis: Diablo, Diablo LE (“Diablo” is Spanish for “Devil”
Loco: Loco Motion
Mongoose : Villain, Menace
Norco: Sasquatch, Rampage
Python: Bonecrusher
Turner: Burner XC
Wolf Creek: Predator, Warrior
Zero: Cannibal”

http://sheldonbrown.com/evilbike.html

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